Love me tender. YAOI STYLE~

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

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MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

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not that it’s gonna

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hOLY SHIT

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what have I done

(via orgasmic-humor)

dendropsyche:

terribullshit:

oreides:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

oh my god i’m so happy rn???

i forgot about this work of art

this fucking video makes my day every time i watch it 

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eisuverse:

stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Do not let anyone else touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

Further info here about the Drano Bomb: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/crime/a/bottle_bombs.htm

eisuverse:

stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Do not let anyone else touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

Further info here about the Drano Bomb: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/crime/a/bottle_bombs.htm

(via theincredibleinedablezan)

johnlockedness:

merlinisahuntingdetective:

I JUST LITERALLY SNORTED

Beyond Dorkness

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megaboner:

nijuukoo:

ah-koo-wah:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG OMFG OMFG

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??!

/SCREAMS OF A THOUSAND ARMIES

megaboner:

nijuukoo:

ah-koo-wah:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG OMFG OMFG

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??!

/SCREAMS OF A THOUSAND ARMIES

(via mistressdollie)

manwaifu:

ignoremode:

Shingeki no Sony, probably the best of E3 2013.

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